"That's My Baby" - What a Show!

I once saw a woman on Animal Planet who decided that she was going to have her pregnant dog wed the sire of her pups. She gathered all her friends with dogs of the same breed and dressed everyone in gowns and other appropriate attire.

There was a dog-safe cake and toy presents... not to mention new clothes and brushes for the female guests. Trying to get everyone seated to avoid playing was a little harder than they planned.

The owner was really in for a shock. Here the bride was, right in the middle of the wedding vows ... when the groom suddenly charged away from her side for another b*tch in heat. He was just about on top of her! The guests were horrified!

And the bride didn't even care.

Moral of the story: Matrimony is a human institution, and it has nothing to do with animals or dog instinctive behavior! Your dog is a DOG, not a little person! ... not even if you put clothes on him.